February, 2009

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The Consulting Bible – Dominate Your McKinsey, Bain and BCG Fit and Consulting Case Interviews

Management Consulted

'Do you stumble when asked why you’d be a great consultant? Do you sweat when nervously thinking about how Disney can expand its operations in Brazil? Does your mind spin when frantically estimating the number of rhesus monkeys in India? We know you said yes to at least 2 of those questions. We also know that even if you think you’re set, the answer you imagine can definitely be better.

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Consultant Ninja: 5 Things Wrong with Excel Pivot Tables.

Consultant Ninja

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Thursday, February 26, 2009. 5 Things Wrong with Excel Pivot Tables. Ok, so Im pissed off at Pivot Tables. Dont get me wrong, I love Pivot Tables; I use them all the time to figure out what all the crappy data that the client gave me actually means.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Sorry Bill.I'd rather kiss my new boss.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Sorry Bill.Id rather kiss my new boss. This is way too funny not to post. The more you watch the funnier it gets! Posted by. Crazy Consultant. at. 2:28 PM. Labels: Randomness. 51 comments: How do we know. said. it IS funny! May 25, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Anonymous said. Your blog keeps getting better and better!

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You’ve been rejected from all consulting jobs. What’s next?

Management Consulted

'It’s an important question – and never more so than in today’s market. What’s next – when your resume doesn’t receive an interview; your first round doesn’t lead to a call-back; your final round receives a polite rejection? In this post, I’ll highlight the key steps to take when this happens. Not a fun post – but a necessary one.

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PowerPoint Best Practices for Creating Stellar Presentations

Mastering data visualization in PowerPoint will help accelerate your career because it positions you as someone who can present data that drives business decisions forward. think-cell's PowerPoint Best Practices eBook was created specifically for professionals aiming to master the art and science of data-driven storytelling. What’s inside: Practical Insights: Uncover valuable tips for crafting engaging and persuasive presentations.

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Consultant Ninja: Whither art thou Marakon: Management.

Consultant Ninja

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Whither art thou Marakon. Two years, merger to bankruptcy? Ouch. Can anyone from Marakon weigh in and explain whats happening inside its "operating subsidiaries"?

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Consultant Ninja: How not to Chart Data: Management Consulting.

Consultant Ninja

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Wednesday, February 18, 2009. How not to Chart Data. Disclaimer: When wrapping up a project my bitterness always increases. Ok, so when I see this report by Fed Economists , I just react.

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Consultant Ninja: BearingPoint Goes Chapter 11: Management.

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'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Wednesday, February 18, 2009. BearingPoint Goes Chapter 11. I was wrong about BearingPoints business Model ; turns out that you can bankrupt a services business.

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Consultant Ninja: Signs of Crunch Time: Management Consulting Blog

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'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Tuesday, February 17, 2009. Signs of Crunch Time. Vision narrowing. [priorities: work, call wife, sleep, eat, in decreasing order] Project Manager irritability rising.

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East Coast Speaking Tour: Recruiting In A Down Market

Management Consulted

'Brian of Mergers & Inquisitions posted on this very topic earlier today. We’re scheduling a trip to the East Coast next week to speak at schools about recruiting for finance and consulting. While a bit late in the fulltime and summer cycle for many – we think the advice is still pertinent and particularly helpful if your job search has been a struggle thus far.

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How to Stay Competitive in the Evolving State of Martech

Marketing technology is essential for B2B marketers to stay competitive in a rapidly changing digital landscape — and with 53% of marketers experiencing legacy technology issues and limitations, they’re researching innovations to expand and refine their technology stacks. To help practitioners keep up with the rapidly evolving martech landscape, this special report will discuss: How practitioners are integrating technologies and systems to encourage information-sharing between departments and pr

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Consultant Ninja: Unintentional Irony: Business Intelligence.

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'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Tuesday, February 3, 2009. Unintentional Irony: Business Intelligence. Business Intelligence is a brilliant theory, but poorly executed today in most of Corporate America.

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Consultant Ninja: Things you don't want to hear on a Monday.

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'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Monday, February 2, 2009. Things you dont want to hear on a Monday morning while sitting in an ERJ 145. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Ive just been informed that the air traffic control radar for the New York area has just gone down,along with 2 of the primary communication channels.

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Consultant Ninja: New Word: Drecession: Management Consulting.

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'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Consultant Ninja. Management Consultant | Excel Jockey | Slide Monkey | Corporate Insurgent | One-Eyed Man in the Valley of the Blind Mckinsey | Bain | BCG | Booz | Oliver Wyman. Sunday, February 1, 2009. New Word: Drecession. Dresssion: Bigger than a recession, not quite a depression. Posted by Consultant Ninja. at 11:24 AM.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Drills Gone Wild

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Drills Gone Wild. Sent to us by an alert Consultant in Pittsburgh. "When I was working in NY at CLIENT SITE X, I was working next to an individual who nearly had her foot drilled into while sitting at her desk. Apparently they were doing construction on the floor below and the drill broke through the floor above— directly under her foot!

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Savings Consultants Are Needed in Today's Market More Than Ever

Savings Consultants are needed in today’s market more than ever. With an increase in expenses, businesses are looking for opportunities to save. Often unknown to businesses are savings in expense reduction, specialized tax savings, specialized savings including medical underpayments, health benefits cost reduction, zero cost processing, and more. Blue Coast Savings, with over 20 years in business, assists Savings Consultants in helping these companies move toward more profitable businesses.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: In Case You Need a Laugh.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Wednesday, February 18, 2009. In Case You Need a Laugh. … and I’m guessing we all do… I would just like to report that moments ago, here at the client site, a rather odd thing transpired: My colleague, another dutiful consultant, was quietly working at her desk, When suddenly… And I am not making this up… The ceiling fell on her head.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Just a consultant.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Just a consultant. So there I was, in my clients main lobby one morning because I had forgotten my ID badge. No big deal, just sign in and get a visitor badge for the day. I walk up, show my ID, and explain what happened. The security guard (from a 3d party company) looks me up and down, checks the computer, and says, ".hmm, I dont see you in here.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Consulting Moment of Zen

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Consulting Moment of Zen. Im in a meeting with my client. She says, "I need you to fly down to {insert name of random small city} tomorrow to get a handle on whats going on with the conversion.". I say, no problem, Ill grab an afternoon flight so we can lay out a plan in the morning. My client says, ".you actually like traveling, dont you?".

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Totally Random Thought of the Day

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Totally Random Thought of the Day. The fenders on my 2009 Toyota Camry rental are filled with black painted Styrofoam to deaden the rattling and squeaking sounds that come from this piece of crap with tires. Posted by. Consulting SME. at. 9:34 PM. Labels: consulting , Demotivation , Randomness.

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TOOLS and METHODOLOGIES for developing DECISION SUPPORT PACKAGES

This White Paper targets opportunities for Management to develop proficiency in the Decision Framing and Analyses element of input to Decision, & Risk Analyses for Major Project Funding Decisions.

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Consulting Moment of Zen

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Consulting Moment of Zen. I cant resist. Im on a Continental Express Jet Flight (yes, the day after that accident). We are landing in a nasty crosswind. Just as the wheels are about to touch down a gust hits us, the wing dips slightly, we correct, get a little off center, touch down, straighten out, and taxi down the runway.when we pull up to the gate the Pilot comes on the PA and says, ".on your way off the plane tonight, please stick

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Dilbert is Not Funny

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Dilbert is Not Funny. Posted by. Consulting SME. at. 9:58 PM. No comments: Post a Comment. Newer Post. Older Post. Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Crazy Consultants. were type A (who, us?); we use words like synergy and leverage in sentences; we know that "Decks" arent made of wood; we drink wine, not beer; we wear boxers, not briefs; we actually like to travel; were platinum elite with every airline and hotel; we stay at the

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Dilbert must stop.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Dilbert must stop. Hitting too close to home. Posted by. Consulting SME. at. 10:04 PM. No comments: Post a Comment. Newer Post. Older Post. Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Crazy Consultants. were type A (who, us?); we use words like synergy and leverage in sentences; we know that "Decks" arent made of wood; we drink wine, not beer; we wear boxers, not briefs; we actually like to travel; were platinum elite with every airline a

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Okay, Dilbert, you win.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. Okay, Dilbert, you win. Posted by. Consulting SME. at. 10:08 PM. No comments: Post a Comment. Newer Post. Older Post. Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Crazy Consultants. were type A (who, us?); we use words like synergy and leverage in sentences; we know that "Decks" arent made of wood; we drink wine, not beer; we wear boxers, not briefs; we actually like to travel; were platinum elite with every airline and hotel; we stay at t

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Why You Need to Use Case Studies in Sales and Marketing (and How to Start Now)

Case studies are proof of successful client relations and a verifiable product or service. They persuade buyers by highlighting your customers' experiences with your company and its solution. In sales, case studies are crucial pieces of content that can be tailored to prospects' pain points and used throughout the buyer's journey. In marketing, case studies are versatile assets for generating business, providing reusable elements for ad and social media content, website material, and marketing c

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: TOTALLY Random

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Monday, February 16, 2009. TOTALLY Random. Posted by. Consulting SME. at. 10:57 PM. 4 comments: Rajesh Rajagopal. said. What was that anyway ? July 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Anonymous said. [url=[link] Related keywords: Tramadol without prescription shipped overnight overnight Tramadol saturday online Tramadol buy cheap Tramadol cheap Tramadol without perscription Tramadol generic name buy Tramadol from online pharmacy with saturday delivery buy cheap Tramadol without

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The Crazy Lives of Consultants: Coolness Meter & Client Interaction

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

'skip to main | skip to sidebar. Wednesday, February 11, 2009. Coolness Meter & Client Interaction. So I was with some colleagues, on the way back from a “group outing” to the ladies room, when we all ran into one of our more senior-level clients in the hallway. The woman is a little scary and more than a little crazy, but I actually kind of like her.

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No, really, Dilbert is not funny.

The Crazy Lives of Consultants

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